WEEKEND PICKS: BLUE (RACQUET)BALLS
03.05.10
It’s Friday afternoon, which means it’s time to pick the winners of the weekend’s biggest matchups from around the world. Home teams are in ALL CAPS.
Tonight. Dartmouth at PRINCETON, over 104. That’s a sickeningly low number, even for a GD Ivy League game. And the Princeton -19, somehow, was incredibly tempting.
Knicks at RAPTORS, under 222. This would have been a loser in six of the Knicks’ last eight games, but New York’s last two meetings with Toronto saw final scores for both teams in the low 100s. Expect more of the same tonight, north of the border.
Saturday. BURNLEY +2 over Arsenal. Also taking over 3.5. I hate Arsenal.
Sunday. Lakers over MAGIC. Kobe Bryant will score a lot of points, as a result of taking a lot of shots. You can’t get analysis like that anywhere else.
JACQUES over Jocks. Video of more of your new favorite racquetballer after the jump. Thanks, Mark.
Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer 1 from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.
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Good lord. And to think I used to make fun of the squash team when I was in college. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like a few minutes alone.
/who am I kidding – more like 25 seconds alone
@J-Bone – That’s why when the Knicks are on I do tequila shots every time someone scores until I pass out in the 2nd quarter.
Guess I was wrong about the Knicks and Raps. Bosh went to the hospital instead of playing.
I love Arsenal. Go Gunners!
The only thing squashed in that video was that sweet sweet ass against the wall.
Actually, that chick is playing squash. It’s still hot as shit, but she’s playing squash, not racquetball. Sorry about the headline…
I say with Bosh back and the Knicks on a scoring binge, the Raps and Knicks hit the over.
That video was seriously better than any porn I’ve watched.
When it ended I cried.