
This undated photo just hit my radar, so it’s new to me. It’s Tobey Maguire watching Natalie Portman walk down a flight of stairs at, presumably, a baseball game last year’s US Open. [If I had known it was that old, I would have saved it for a link dump. But like I said. New to me.]
But Natalie has a hot dog in her mouth and Tobey looks like he’s about to do that one sexual gesture where one hand is the “A-OK” sign and the other hand is slipping the finger in and out of the hole. Very subtle, Tobes. I wouldn’t have thought you were so emo if you did that a little bit more often.
Yeah, maybe that’s not a hot dog in Natalie’s hand, but I don’t care. JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT! –YMFY.



Yeah, not a baseball game. Basketball.
Wow, this is old. This site is about to be removed from my RSS reader too. Reaaaaaaaaally gone down hill since CC left.
Reaaaaaaaaally gone down hill since CC left.
You don’t say.
Darth Vader is going to kick Spiderman’s ass over this shit.
Not sure when, but this is at the U.S Open of tennis. I used to work the event and can tell by the guy sitting behind Tobey. He has U.S Open credential and tie
I was just told this was last year’s US Open. Had I known it was that old, I never would have run it.
I’ve seen it before, but I don’t mind seeing it again. Never apologize.
Hey, it’s Natalie Portman!… I sure as Hell don’t mind seeing her over and over and over again!
she’s a jew so that ain’t no hotdog.
what?