Here’s former NBA star Stephon Marbury succeeding where both Nixon and Google failed–he’s KILLING China. Watch Starbury sink three consecutive threes for his “North” squad in the Chinese All-Star Game, including two from spots on the court that I would describe only as “Way Da Fuggouthere.” Stephon is shaping up to be America’s No. 3 export, right behind steel and porn. How does one compute “awesome” into the GDP? Big ups to ShareBro James.

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