Lost in the first weekend of March Madness (on our end, anyway) was the wonderful destruction of this basketball goal in a high school playoff game in Michigan. Wow, they really don’t have anything left in Michigan anymore, do they? After this climactic Caucasian coldcocking of the rim by Nate VanArendonk, they had to move this game down the street, where VanArendonk’s Grand Haven team prevailed. Now somebody hand that kid a broom. This is why Michigan doesn’t have nice things.
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Actually, there are many reasons why Michigan does not have nice things. “Being broke as shit” is usually the go-to reason.
Favre jersey. Also noted, very, very white.
Its like 10 little eminem’s on da court yo
Darryl Dawkins is unimpressed….
Another nice thing that Michigan doesn’t have: Sound on their video cameras.