We’ve been all about the hockey fights this week, so what’s one more? Only this little tête à tête involves fans, who are just like hockey players, except fatter, slower and generally less attractive. For once, this is a good thing. Vancouver fan, with the elevated seating, clearly has the upper hand, even as his bro half-assedly tries to break it up. Here’s a note to everyone in the English-speaking world: STOP BREAKING UP FIGHTS. You’re ruining it for the rest of us.
Unfortunately, the photographer decided to shoot this sideways. Maybe it was more discreet that way. Maybe he was Quentin Tarantino. I give up. But it’s a badass fight [read: totally one sided. That Anaheim fan gets pummeled, as those fans should] and totally worth whatever neck trauma you endure from cocking your head to the left. Big ups to It’s Always Sunny In Detroit.
“Hold my beer!” So awesome.
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Just turn your monitor on it’s side. Problem solved.
I love the one punch the other guy throws. Are you trying to slap him five you homo?
That guy got completely Bunker Hill’d.
What the hell was that guy hanging onto his jersey for? Did he enjoy getting the shit kicked out of him?
Did Ducks fan learn nothing from Darth Vader? When you don’t have the higher ground, you get destroyed.
The best is when you can clearly see him turn to his buddy and say “Hold my beer” before throwing the first punch. The dumbass in the lower row just keeps trying to pull the other dude over the railing. Bad strategy brah.
@Enrico: I was thinking the shower scene in The Rock. Ok, that sounds bad.
I really like how he calmly asked his buddy to hold his beer right before he threw the first punch. That’s class.
i have been in these seats in vancouver before and seen a fight very similar to this. if you are in the lower row, you are basically a foot and a half below the guy.. it’s like fighting shaq…you have no chance
@jpanther “YOU’RE DOWN THERE, WE’RE UP HERE!”
+1 Tactleneck
Pro Tip: Cock Punch is allowed from lower row. Fighting Shaq is no fun.
Thanks for the link and the propers. Love your work.
The dude never lands a real punch, unless we’re counting glancing blows to his shoulder meat.
What kind of homo wears a Mighty Ducks jersey anyway? I don’t care what started this, that guy deserved it.
For anyone that might find themselves in the downhill position your first move is an easy choice. Fake high then yank out both heels. Peace & Humptiness
that was a pretty classless fight. I mean the guy below had no chance. So the guy above shouldn’t feel like a stud or anything because at the same level the upper guy would probably get his ass kicked.
My favorite bit is the Dudley Do Right security guy who runs away at the beginning to get backup.
@Champs – From Anaheim then? The lower guy threw the worst punch I’ve ever seen. On the same level, a Vancouver fan will ruin an Anaheim fan. It’s math.
Canadians are terrible people.
What’s strange about this … Canadian owns an American at a hockey fight. Seems to me that this is the status quo!
Canuck fan tooled the ducks fan!