MEATS OF BURDEN

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• Is there anything more misleading than these “graduation rates” that keep coming out?
  Short Sentences.
• The worst parents of all time.
  Fork Party.
• WWE Chairman Vince McMahon doesn’t even consider rival rasslin’ promotion TNA to be “competition.”
  The Wrestling Blog.
• The five greatest jobs in the entertainment industry. I like the part where the woman is licking rooster.
  Uproxx.
• Is Albert Pujols worth a new contract?
  Bleacher Report.
• Sarah Palin’s reality show was picked up by TLC. I really don’t need to add anything to that.
  Warming Glow.
• Here’s a preview of the other Sweet Sixteen matchups tonight. Fresh…respected.
  The Smoking Section.
• I can only hope to be invited to a “level shoes” party one day.
  Urlesque.