JAGUARS ALREADY MAKING THEIR PICKS

…sort of. They’re holding their cheerleader tryouts for the upcoming season, and the NFL’s third-youngest franchise has loads of fresh-faced talent from which to choose. But I love how the judges for these things aren’t serious dance instructors, but typically radio DJs and semi-famous people from that city. I’ll know I’ve made it up to the F-list when I’m asked to sit in and judge one of these things. Yes, turn to right, please. Okay, and to the left. And back to the right for just a second. Okay, great. Do you know any showtunes? Look lady, I WILL DECIDE what’s part of the competition, alright? It’d be like a Miss America pageant on ritalin. More pics after the jump.

via Unathletic Mag.