lacrosse fightYou’d think that the clowns running the National League Of That Sport With The Nets On The Sticks would have bought some nicer video equipment. I’m pretty sure that’s not what the league is called, but whatever. Here’s a fight between the Philadelphia Wings and…somebody. Do you really care? Is it worth 30 seconds of my time to bring you this information? Nope.

What’s nice is that this all took place indoors, shielded from the harsh winter elements. There’s nothing worse than having to throw down with someone when all you want to do is cuddle up by the fire with some hot cocoa. My grandmother used to tell us stories as we listened to the wood crackle and watch the flames dance. Of course, the joy of those memories have faded a bit since she died in that house fire. –The 700 Level.