This is Donna Simpson, and she is fat. In fact, she’s efforting to become the heaviest woman ever. She already weighs somewhere around six bills, but she’s still engorging in cake, sushi and donuts to make a push for history. And you, dear reader, can have a front-row seat for all the calorie packing.
She runs her own website where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body.
The cash helps fund the family’s $750 a week food shop, which Miss Simpson carries out in her mobility scooter.
That website’s subscribers reportedly earn her a monthly income of £2,000 a month ($3033 US). And to think that I’ve been typing on this site like a schlep.
“I’d love to be 1,000lb,” she said. “It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.” –Telegraph (UK)
Yeah, exercise is a real bitch like that. I hope that this becomes a movie, just so we can enjoy a five-minute eating montage. And I want Simon Pegg to play Donna while wearing a fat suit. It’ll be like “Big Momma’s House,” but for white people. And actually funny. Thanks to Jack for the heads-up.>
ASYLUM POLL: Would you like to see Donna Simpson reach 1,000 pounds? Be honest…
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Well, she can certainly add lying to her list of vices. “Running after your daughter”? Riiiiiight…
I’m surprised that this fat hump isn’t wearing her Peyton Manning jersey.
O AN SHE SEXY!
/furiously masturbates
*threw up a little in mouth*
Kirstie Alley is paying close attention. Figures she’s from NJ too.
I feel compelled to harpoon her, and not in the sexual way.
Some dude actual fucked that and maybe even ate her out.
OM NOM NOM NOM!
I pulled up the seismology data for the U.K. and there is scant evidence to support her claim that she has been “running” after her daughter.
She washes herself with a rag on a stick.
I’d fuck her in the Rascal.
this photo alarms me. is that a featherduster, a wig or a tribble on her handlebars?
and why is she grocery shopping in the auto parts isle? when did oil filters become edible?
Sure, a fat woman sounds entertaining, but look at the reality… Oprah, Rosie, Roseanne, Kirstie.
“I’d love to be 1,000lb,”
How many dollars is that again?
is she buying that drying rack to help keep her folds clean?
If she wants to get to a half-ton, here’s a tip: instead of bread, use pop-tarts.
/proud graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical School
Hi, Dr. Nick!
This is just wrong, nobody in their right mind would do something so stupid. And what’s next then join the Biggest Loosers? What a joke, I hope that if/when her health goes down hill NO insurance company or Federal/State plans help her.
HANG IN THERE HOT STUFF…maybe our government wont’ apply the fat tax to junk food, but instead pay you to lose weight! It will be like you have won the lotto!
i feel this woman needs help and people on this sight are horrible in leaving rude comments eating addictions are like drugs and alchol it is all the same! shame on u