The scores for the Wonderlic, that silly test that the NFL uses to measure mental acumen, are out, and former Florida quarterback and noted golden child Tim Tebow, once again, disappointed. Now I know how Tebow’s high school prom date felt. See, because he’s a virgin…and he never…eh, forget it.
Tebow scored a 22 out of 50 on the Wonderlic test, an NFL source told the [Palm Beach] Post Wednesday. The score falls slightly below the average score for an NFL quarterback, which is 24. But the average for 30 quarterbacks slated to start in 2010 is even higher, at 28.5. And the average score among the past seven Super Bowl winners is a 30.1. The scores for Kansas City’s Matt Cassel and Carolina’s Matt Moore could not be found.
Tebow is shaping up to be one of the more disappointing NFL prospects. He’s already achieved prospect status, but now he’s on “short bus prospect” status. In two weeks we’ll probably find out if he’s a highly functioning autistic. Those lefthanders are the devil, man.
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Tebow must have bombed the abortion section of the test.
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How can you expect someone who is pro-life to do well on a multiple (pro-)choice exam?
Jeff George got a 10 on this. Hilarious.
But where was Jesus to guide him? Oh, that’s right, he doesn’t exist.
I’m amazed Leinart got a 35. Guess “how to pull out” wasn’t a question on the test.
Yeah, I’m thinking he’s got “tight end on short yardage situations” written all over him…
The Wonderlic such is a good predictor of success in the NFL:
Ryan Leaf, Washington State – 27
Peyton Manning, Tennessee – 25
Alex Smith, Utah – 40
Ben Roethlisberger, Miami (Ohio) – 25
Steve McNair, Alcorn State – 15
Kyle Boller, Cal – 27
Drew Brees, Purdue – 28
You can Wonder-lick my balls. HEY-OHHH
/I’m definitely the first one to use that.
Still four times better and Vince Young’s score but 22 is borderline idiocy. It’s ok Tim, there are other books than the Bible. God won’t mind if you picked one up now and then.
I like how that article call Ryan Fitzpatrick “mediocre.” That was funny.
In interviews, Tim stumbles over his words and doesn’t seem very articulate. And his professors probably gave him a bye in his coursework. But since when did playing football take intelligence? Smart men don’t play football; they preserve their brain cells.
There’s no way Rothlisberger and Eli Manning scored higher than zero on the Wonderlic. Big Ben probably raped the test administrator while Manning probably sat there eating his boogers.
A score of 22 converts to an IQ of around 104. That’s a little smarter than average, so really there’s no warrant to make fun of him. Statistically he’s brighter than half of you.
Still, it’s a long way from genius.
@ KungJitsu: Eli Manning 39, Big Ben 25.
Isn’t the Wonderlic test done at the Combine? In which case Matt Cassell never went to the Combine. Therefore no test results.
actually,jesus does exist you’re just a moron, twilihtwerewolffan.
Shoulda written helpful notes in the eybeblack.
Tim Timmy!!!!!!!!