WEEKEND PICKS: YOU’RE NOT JUST GOOD…
02.26.10It’s about time for some Weekend Picks, where we pick the winners to the weekend’s hottest matchups from around the world. Homies are in ALL CAPS.
Tonight: CANADA over Slovakia. The Canucks will get their rematch against the Yanks.
Tomorrow: MAN CITY +1.5 over Chelsea. Nothing against Chelsea, but they’re always so terribly priced. Their occupation of the top of the standings probably has something to do with that, but I like the Blues keeping it close here. Game is on ESPN2 at 7:30 am.
Dundee United -155 over FALKIRK. G’day, mate!
OHIO STATE over Michigan. Jesus, NCAA tournament. Start already!
SUNDAY: USA over CANADA. Suck it, Canada! This time, with feeling!


Canada 5, US of Eh 1. Of course if Canada loses, this post never happened.
That’s Rule No. 2 of Weekend Picks. First rule, of course, is “Home team in ALL CAPS.”
The third rule has something to do with nachos. Ufford never told me.
As God is my witness, if Citeh beat Chelsea i will be rather pleased.
No shot in hell the US wins this game. Maybe you Americans tune in once a year to the Stanley Cup finals to catch a game, and again every 4 years when NBC broadcasts the next Olympics, but we live hockey in Canada. I will guarantee these Canadians will simply not allow the Americans to win on our home ice of nothing else. They’re going to find vulcanized rubber inside Ryan Miller Sunday night. Canada 4 – Team Second Line Mediocre Role Players 2.
Good for them, they won, they deserve the right, eh!!!!!
Since you are always wrong with your weekend picks, I’m glad you took USA over Canada PUNTE. Now I can get drunk and watch the Canadians stomp them Sunday afternoon, knowing that they will win. hahahahahahahaha