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Another sultry detail about the sex life of Tiger Woods has made it to press; this tidbit deals with Joslyn James, a “star” of adult film who claims that at two separate times, she was carrying The Future of Cablinasia in her rusted-out womb.

James, 32, who carried on a torrid affair with Woods from 2006 to 2009, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis on June 18, 2007.

James said she aborted her next pregnancy close to the Feb. 8, 2009, birth of Woods’ son, Charlie Axel. –NY Post.

“Yeah, so he totally got me pregnant, but like, the babies are gone and stuff.” Uh huh. Way to keep the story alive, hun. As far as anyone knows, Tiger is still in Mississippi on his sex rehab stint and has no plans to return to golf anytime soon. I’m wondering if he smuggled in a pic of Ms. James here; surely that would ruin anybody’s return to anything. Now if you’ll excuse me…I’ll just be a few minutes, I swear.

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