JAPAN GETS LAZIER…ONE ASS AT A TIME
02.10.10
This is the Honda U3-X, another individual motorized ass basket for people that can’t be bothered with walking from place to place. It made the auto show press circuit in September, so everyone has already made the “unicycle that had sex with a Segway” joke. As if anything would ever have sex with a unicycle. Maybe an accordian… Anyway, the unit offers one hour of hassle-free riding and easy carrying when…I guess when you run into stairs or something. They haven’t hit the market yet, so you’re stuck walking around like an idiot for the next several months. Loser.
Web Ecoist. More fun from Japan.
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As if anything would ever have sex with a unicycle.
Have you seen the sick fucks that actually ride around on those things? Bike-fuckers, the lot of them!
Homer: Hey, what’s old Lucky hooked up to?
Nurse: That’s a respirator.
Homer: And here I am, using my lungs like a sucker!
i’m gonna get soooooo many bitches with that thing. i cant wait.
listen here, ya wierdo Chinamen: sounds like it powered by gazoos. whazzat? no drink holder?!?!? better upgrade them shits for the good old US of A!
If you want added chick magnetism, just learn to juggle while you’re riding one of those things. And maybe wear a t-shirt that says “Dungeon Master.”
But can an asian manboy sit on your lap on that thing. That’s all that really matters
Yes. Look at those two fat Japanese women. I’ll bet you they’re both over 100 pounds. I saw one of these fatties the other day in Wal-Mart and would have given her something to think but my Rascal won’t go that fast.