But he did it with a baseball bat, so it’s totally a sports story now. What I love about this video is that dude just gets himself warmed up and then just stops. He has great power for a lefty; I’d say that he’s been juicing, but he’s not showing any other symptoms of steroid use.
Westley Strellis has been hit himself – with 29 counts of criminal damage to property in nthe second degree.
Witnesses tell police he grabbed a metal baseball bat from the sporting goods section yesterday, walked a couple of aisles over to the electronics area – and started whaling on the displays.
Police say the TV sets are valued at over $22,000. –NBC2 Ft. Myers.
Georgia is sort of no-man’s-land in terms of Walmart. People on the east coast generally loathe Walmart, and people in the midwest generally like them. But stop in think, this guy would have had to visit two different stores to do this anyplace else. It’s time we starting appreciating these retail superpowers a bit more, or at least until somebody starts shooting up the discount clothing section with a Remington shotgun after being turned down for cough medicine at the pharmacy. Thanks, Ape. Vid via AP.



I bet this guy has a “kill your television” bumper sticker on his car.
/East coaster who loves Wal-mart
“Stop in think”?! Oh well, semi-literate is better than nothing I suppose.
Did he stop to call his shot before each TV?
He could’ve used a driver and yelled “Fore!” before each one.
Where’s his sense of creativity?
To be fair, all of those TVs were tuned to The View.
I like how at the end of his 29/29 hits, he flips the bat like Barry Bonds after a homerun.
It took these intelligent WalMart employees 29 tv’s before they realized something was amiss?
Is that Nick Swisher’s retarded brother?
Just another Saints fan.
I think it is fully possible that this guy was overcome with shame due to the picture of the best day of his life being laughed at online… seriously… is this the same guy?! [verydemotivational.com]
Sorry, we’re not big fans of Shit-mart in the MidWest, you must be confusing us with Southerners. They love that dump. Pretty much only minorities shop at crapholes like that around here.