America’s favorite 67-year-old transit patron finally is telling his side of the story. The guy known around the Bay Area as Epic Beard Man spoke up about the famous bus fight that took the internet by storm last week. The man identifies himself as “Tommy Slick from Chicago, Illinois,” a wonderfully ridiculous name that I could only believe if he was wrestling in WWE. He can’t be any older than Shawn Michaels, right?
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He is no Rev. Slick.
Amber Lamps, how I crave your loins.
Wolfman Jack lives!
**prays someones old enough to get that reference**
“The guy known around the Bay Area as Epic Beard Man…”
That’s hilarious. /b/ named him that right after the incident. I doubt he’s known “around the Bay Area” as that. From what I’ve read, he’s more known around the Bay Area as “Vietnam Tom.” We’re still looking for Amber Lamps, though.
I got yer back, La Schmoove, on the Wolfman reference!
LaSchmoove, clap for the wolfman.
/old
I always knew Kenny Rogers was a bad motherfucker! and a pimp too??!!! wha? i need a t-shirt.
Thats one badass american. He might be a little crazy, but he got that way fighting for the Red White and Blue. Good to see Epic Beard Man knows how to step it up when he needs too. Looks like that punks going back to jail with a busted mouth.
EPIC BEARD MAN, the stories are true, ZEUS does exist…
ah well, he’ll be old internet in a few weeks…
@La Schmoove
Not old, but I got you there.
I’m so sorry about the loss of your Mother. She would be so dog-gone proud of you whipping that fool ass trouble maker’s but. I’m black & I’m proud & amused by you!
Go ahead Tom U are a Muthafucker im glad u beat tht fools ass he was wronq nd im sorry to hear about ur mom she is in a better place now. nd im black nd ashamed by ma own race u bunch of dumbass muthafuckas