turn0-alice-goodwin-02-760x1140Happy Monday! It’s Super Bowl hangover day on With Leather, so I’ll try to keep your Meat short and sweet.  As is with everything else on the site, the Morning Meat is a work in progress & we’re happy to take suggestions into consideration.  Now go get a bloody or 5.  Img.

MM Bacon,-Opt-F Sizzling headlines straight from the griddle

Steve Phillips to Appear on Today Show, Today. Matt Lauer will be hitting Steve Phillips with the heavy questions on the Today Show this morning.  Phillips, ex-MLB analyst for ESPN, got busted schtupping his coworker. He is expected to discuss his own stint in sex rehab, and throw his two cents in the kitty about Tiger.

Mike Mil’ Has a Bury, Bury Bad Temper. Mike Milbury of NBC allegedly got into a bit of an altercation with a blogger at the Capitals vs. Penguins game yesterday.  Milbury was allegedly asked a question regarding a cocky joke he made before the game changed pace, and lost it.  Temper, temper!

One Time You Don’t Want to be in a Hole. I’m not much of a risk taker, so this video from Behind the Line is insane to me anyway.  So let’s cap it off with a skier launching off a cliff and falling into the ONE person-sized hole on the side of the mountain.  Pass.

MM Eggs,-Opt-F Sunny-side up scores containing at least one 0

NBA Kings 104, Raptors 115

NHL Bruins 3, Canadiens 0

MM Sausage,-Opt-F No breakfast is complete without some links!

  • I guarantee you Air Bud: Golden Receiver is going to sell more DVDs than This Means War will movie tickets.  Film Drunk.
  • I hope you guys really love vaginas, because you have to deal with Tyra first.  Warming Glow.
  • NBA Jam was pretty much the best game for SNES ever.  These screen caps for the new NBA Jam are gettin’ me all kindsa hot.  Smoking Section.
  • A Mexican game show with giant hand people and contestants win pieces of silver.  Whaaaaaaaat?  Gamma Squad.
  • Just to get you ready for LOST tomorrow night, here’s a saucy little gallery of Evangeline Lilly.  Gunaxin.
  • Artist Michael Leavitt has an on-going project constructing wooden sculptures the size of 3 year-olds that move about the same but probably whine less.  Comics Alliance.
  • This story is so ridiculous, but it always makes me laugh, so PALAAKA!  Superbad.

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