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Every Friday, we pick the winners to the weekend’s most awesome matchups. And sometimes baseball. Home teams are in ALL CAPS. I capitalized “all caps” just in case you’re unfamiliar…Img via.

Friday. Yale +2.5 over BROWN. I don’t know how Yale and Brown wound up playing each other again on a Friday night. The Ivy League basketball schedule seems to be incredibly redundant.

COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON -1.5 over Wofford. College of Charleston has already beaten North Carolina; they’re a perennial tournament team, but they probably need to win the SoCon outright to stay off the bubble.

Saturday. SUNDERLAND +160 over Portsmouth. So I just realized that “Sunderland” and “Sunderland +0″ aren’t the same bet. I’m pretty sure that the former wager loses if the result is a draw, and the latter pushes.

Wolves -0.5 over CRYSTAL PALACE. Do I really need to explain this? They’re named “Wolves,” man!

Sunday. Jets +8 over COLTS. I can’t mask my contempt for the Colts “resting” their players in these teams’ last encounter. I’d love to see the Jets blow them out; they way the Colts can rest Peyton for the entire fourth quarter. Also going over 39.5

Vikings +4 over SAINTS. If the Vikings’ front four has a good game, Minnesota won’t miss Percy Harvin.

Get ready for another Amber Jones weekend. Don’t forget to tip her early and often.