NFL prospect and Filipino foreskin connoisseur Tim Tebow has been struggling in his week at Senior Bowl camp, much to the chagrin of baby Jesus and the delight of pretty much everyone else. One report coming out of Mobile, Alabama summarizes Tebow’s travails rather nicely:
Tebow has two strikes against him already. One is that he has a funny throwing motion that involves him dropping the ball practically to his knee. The second is that, like Alex Smith before him, he took the lion’s share of his snaps in college from the shotgun. That seemed to be an issue today. NFL Net’s Lindsay Soto reported that Tebow botched his first snap from center and also fumbled “five or six” snaps during the practice. Yikes. –Matt Barrows/SacBee.
I still think that Tebow sticking his hands under the center’s ass triggers his homophobia. It’s the only explanation out there, once you look at the science. I’m hoping that the NFL invites Tebow into the green room for the NFL draft, just so that he can sit in there all Thursday night and then stay in there until Friday. And you know that he’d stay in there the whole time, too. The real world is just entirely too impure for Timmy Tebow.
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Eat a cock, Timmy. Preferably Greg Oden’s. I heard Jesus Juice comes out of the tip and transforms you into Kurt Warner.
Everyone is all over him about his delivery. It isn’t half as queer as Marmalard’s though.
Sweet Oden’s penis! Say it isn’t so!
Hate all you want. This guy is the second coming of Jesus….or Eric Crouch.
Pure class, all of you.
WOW!!! I don’t know who is worse the writer of this article showing how much disdain he has for someone who is religious or the knuckleheaded comments. What kind of world have we become when a person cannot say that he or she believe in a higher power without be ridiculed?
What is the matter with you people? Were you actually THERE or did you just hear about this from MATT BARROWS? Truth is you have NO IDEA how many snaps Tebow fumbled because you didn’t SEE IT yourself. No, no, you just like making crap up on the internet because you’re a bunch of atheist pantywastes that HATE religion because you can’t understand it.
pow! pow!
I played center in high school. I could palm the ball with my meat curtains. Trust me, Tebow is fumbling because he is concentrating so hard on using his divine powers to make the center’s pants disappear to get at the hairy goodness that lies just underneath.
I can vouch for the above, both the Anne/center/curtain thing and the Tebow part.
Yeah right, Tim Tebow has as many credit hours at UF as I do: 0. Poor t-shirt Tebow.
HOLY CRAP!!! You may know this already but I have to tell you, Dr. K is not going to like this thread one single bit. Not even a little.
Nobody is making fun of him for his religion, just for his awful mechanics (which meyer just exacerbated for the past few years since it lead to winning which is of course more important to any college coach than the nfl future of a single player, even if it is his lover)
Second off, I understand religion, just have issues with 1) forcing your beliefs on people in poverty stricken countries and 2) talking about it so much to make sure EVERYONE knows. I’m sure the bible has something to say against that, Bonfire let me know.
And yes, reporters clearly lied, The NFL network doesn’t care about integrity or true reporting, it’s all a smear campaign because they have so much to gain by tebow falling in the draft. I’m surprised someone who thinks that has the mental capacity to use a computer let alone type coherent sentences.
Hey SouthFLguy, did you hear that texas university TURNED DOWN an offer to play Nebraska on Thursday night instead of the regular Saturday game this upcoming season. I mean, seriously, is there anything texas university, Dodds and Mack Brown could do to make themselves bigger poosies? What a sissy team. Hahaha. I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. WHAT SISSIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What do you think (/chortle)!
I predict that daddy Tebow will have a hall of fame career starting with NFL rookie of the year honors.
از آنجا که همه rednecks شما می توانید این را بخوانید ، من به شما اجازه می دانیم که من منفجر شتر.
I found nudity on the internet. FYI.
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