panda_bathroom_chicanery

We’re a bit late in wrapping up our NFL suicide pool, but I wanted to thank all of the 1,812 people that participated. We actually had 21 players successfully navigate the balance of the season without an incorrect pick, which is both awesome and sad, because I only have three prizes.

I’ll list those prizes later in the day, but since we never established an actual tiebreaking procedure, there’s no totally fair way to do this. So here’s what I’ll do. I’ll rank every entry by the winningest team that he or she didn’t pick. The participants that left the strongest team(s) on the table will be getting the schwag. Again, that’s arbitrary and kinda stupid, but it’s the best I can do.

I’ll have the prize recipients sorted out by the end of the week. Thanks to ESPN for the hosting, despite all of the horrible things I say about that company. And again, congratulations to our 21 winners. Your awesomeness is without peer. You know, aside from the other 20 guys.