Rock legend Prince, who may or may not shop in the boys’ department at Nordstrom, wrote some hymnal ode to the Minnesota Vikings earlier this week. And, um, it blows ass. Take a listen up above, and tell me that you would even want that song to play at your own funeral. It’s like the song at the end of Dirty Dancing right before Patrick Swayze wanders up to the stage and yells, “Cut the music! What I’d like to have right now…is for all you fat…out-of-shape….Minnesota meatheads…keep the noise down…while I show the ladies…what a REAL man is all about. Hit the music!” That was Patrick Swayze, right? –vid from Billboard.com Also.

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