Below is the video that’s been making the rounds of Michael Jordan’s appearance on Jay Leno’s show. The highlights: Jordan gets manicures and pedicures about every two weeks (and may or may not wipe his ass with $100 bills). And then Jordan asks Leno, “Are you stupid?” when Leno asks if Jordan can still dunk. It’s just terrific television of a guy with a large chin talking to another television. I can see why NBC decided that they couldn’t let this guy go to another network. as seen on NESW Sports. Also.
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Shame on him for agreeing to appear on this fat hump’s show. Good rebound with the insult though.
What are you, some sort of Indian-giving fatfuck?
Or as I like to call him, Punch, “The Chindian Giver”.
Asking Michael Jordan if he can dunk is like asking Magic Johnson if he likes to use condoms.