Draft Day 2009: Sanchez awaits his selection from an NFL team, despite pleas from his former coach at USC, Pete Carroll, that Sanchez wasn’t ready for the NFL. The New York Jets think otherwise, and draft Sanchez fifth overall. He would sign a a five-year contract with the Jets worth $50 million, the most lucrative rookie contract in that team’s history.
POISE LEVEL: Billowing.
Preseason: After taking part in what was dubbed an “open competition” for the quarterback job, Sanchez is named the Week One starter by first-year head coach Rex Ryan. “I think Mark gives us the best opportunity to win,” Ryan told ESPN. “I think that’s what I owe this franchise.”
POISE LEVEL: Opulent.
Week 1: Sanchez completes 18 of 31 passes for 272 yards, one touchdown, and one pick. The Jets beat the Texans in Houston, 24-7. Sanchez wins the praise of the New York media for his quick grasp of the offense.
POISE LEVEL: Gilded.
Week 4: The Jets, now 3-0, travel to New Orleans to play the eventual NFC Champion Saints. Sanchez throws 3 interceptions and the Jets lose, 24-10.
POISE LEVEL: Penurious.
October: Sanchez strains his PCL in a loss against Buffalo. The following week, Sanchez is caught eating a hot dog on the sideline as his Jets shut out the Oakland Raiders.
POISE LEVEL: Parsimonious.
Wild Card Round: Playing the Bengals for the second straight week, Sanchez completes 12 of 15 passes for 182 , one TD, and no picks. He’s only the second rookie quarterback to win a playoff game on the road.
POISE LEVEL: Steadfast.
AFC Championship: Sanchez throws an ill-timed interception late in the game, his only one of the day, helping the Colts come back from an 11-point deficit to win, 30-17.
POISE LEVEL: Stifled.
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Peter King points out Sanchez’ uncanny resemblance to Johnny Damon.
POISE LEVEL: Mexican
Johnny Damon realizes he has a scapegoat for public misdeeds.
POISE LEVEL: Poisposterous
He did well, but not fantastic. He gets a few more Hebrew Nationals under his belt he’ll be fine.
Sanchez throws an ill-timed interception late in the game, his only one of the day, helping the Colts come back from an 11-point deficit to win, 30-17.
Suddenly withleather is starting to feel like the Fox News of sports blogs. The Jets were ALREADY down 30-17 when Sanchez threw that pick, and there were only two minutes left in the game. Nice job slanting the facts to fit your narrative, Punte.
Settle down, Zack. I’m fixing it.
And then I’m bringing out the chalkboard…
I’m in love with that Photoshop. beautifully done.
Mark Sanchez’ rookie numbers actually worse than Jafatty Russell’s first full year.
POISE LEVEL: Nachos
I agree with Zack. The game was over and the pick was in desperation time. It didn’t affect the game at all really. He was pretty damned good playing IN Indy, throwing two TD’s and jumping out to a solid lead before the Manning-machine came to life and his right hand man (Green) went down. Not great, but damned good.
What is the Mexican word for poise?
That’s okay, the concept “ill-timed interception that helped the opposing team win” definitely applies to ONE of the games this weekend – just not the Jets game. Though you may want to elaborate on exactly what it was that Sanchez would sign (1st paragraph).
In my defense, I am still drunk from yesterday.
At least Sanchize won’t have to ask Thomas Jones who they are playing this week.