KOBE WAS ON SESAME STREET?!
01.21.10Apparently, Kobe Bryant made what looks like his second appearance on Sesame Street in just under four months, and I think I would have been less surprised if he was swathed in a banner that read WE HAVE TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT EAGLE COLORADO JUST DO IT NIKE and then had a little swoosh at the end. I don’t mean to beat a dead whore here; it has been almost seven years now, and his accuser wouldn’t even take the stand against him, but I feel like there’s a lesson here about how the media creates and destroys people at its own volition. What if Kobe was on the tail end of his career when Eagle had happened? Would he have been able to resurrect his image without the benefits of playing in the NBA? I doubt it. But look at the way he’s checking out Abby here. You can tell that he’s just dying to ram it into that little purple bitch. –Page 2/ESPN


Now the word minature means very, very small and we’re going to show you some examples of minature things. Like these semen stains on my accuser’s panties….
I certainly hope that he didn’t give Abby Cadabby the Eagle, Colorado treatment. The look she’s giving in that screencap seems concerned.
Due to his fur, you can’t see the blood trickling from Elmo’s anus.
This should be Exhibit A as to why Tiger is going to be OK after the whole infidelity scandal. If The Rapist can come back, be on Sesame Street, and appear every ten minutes in those damn puppet commercials with Lebron, I think Tiger will return to normal after sleeping with women he’s not married to.
when she sed they need a minature hoop, i busted out laughing.
not only kobe bryant was on sesame street, he and le bron james are muppets in a new nike tv ad!
not only kobe bryant was on sesame street, he and le bron james are muppets in a new nike tv ad campaign!