It’s a dangerous world out there, people. Dangerous things happening every day, and you never know when some guy is going to ride up behind you on a horse and start whipping you in the back. Don’t get me wrong; I know some of you are into that sort of thing. So knock yourselves out. I’m sure the racetracks could use the business.



Nobody parties like a jockey!
They live underground in a fiberglass tree.
Holy shit is it a slow news day.
jockey on the left is wearing chain mail and has +20 charisma…..he received no damage
Those little guys are terrifying.
All I can think of is Tasty Taste threatening the choreographer.
+1 Zack for the Fear of a Black Hat reference.
Road Rash 4: On Horseback