So this guy took a dive from 35 feet into a kiddie pool that was only filled with 12 inches of cold water. [they measured it!] Denver’s very own “Professor Splash” set a world record dive, his sixth.
“The pain lasts for a minute, but the glory lasts for a lifetime.”
I don’t know how impressed I should be with this. That’s a long GD way to fall, but it would be so much better if he jumped into a glass of water. Or maybe some ranch dip and celery. Holy crap, I love celery. It’s my second-favorite thing to eat with a groove. –FanDome.
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What’s your first favo….. oh. OOHHHH!
Wow, Denver must get pretty warm in January.
Stella?
Ah yes, the “glory” of being the biggest dipshit in Denver.
That’s a pretty big pad under the pool.
Congrats, Punte, you’ve managed to steer the Delorean from 2004′s Jenga tower to this video from June 2008. One tip if you’re still reading this – short your Lehman Brothers stock.
The pain lasts for a minute, but the glory lasts for a lifetime is what he said to the kid he got the pool from