I spent the better part of my morning trolling the Series of Tubes trying to find a picture of a black man’s penis and I’m exhausted. How does your mother do it every night? But seriously, Greg Oden’s dick has suddenly become the perfect analogy for life as a sports blogger: I don’t really want to post it, but everyone else is, so I feel like I kind of have to. It’s like Oden’s cock is some nuclear peacekeeping missile defense system, and we’re all in a rush to get our own, uh, piece.
But anyway, if you want to Greg Oden in all his nude glory, for whatever reason, you can find an embeddable slideshow here. And not to sound gay or anything, but the missile analogy hits pretty close to home. And if you do head over there, we’ll have something back here to wash your brain out here very soon.
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Just remember that some things can not be unseen.
Ironically, my penis looks exactly like Luke Walton.
Let me get this straight: A seven-foot tall black man has an enormous penis? Well knock me over with a feather.
That thing is longer than John Stockton’s arm…
@Punte – and has sharper elbows, too.
I’m not clicking on that link.
When is Visanthe Shiancoe and Greg Oden’s cockoff scheduled for?
@Dimpie, don’t forget about Santonio Holmes
Good God, my ovaries just flinched.
I bet that thing melts in your mouth like M&Ms
What’s up tiny?
Good thing black guys can only sleep with dumb chicks. They are more likely to be convinced that is anything to be proud of.
Are we sure this isn’t just LeBron James in the year 2050?
Where did Alabama touch it?
you are going to have to add a “famous penis” tag pretty soon
:nomnom
Seriously… SERIOUSLY… after reading everyone make a huge deal out of it.. I SERIOUSSSSLY thought it was gonna be a hell of a lot bigger than that.
Dude has one of the nicest deeees I’ve ever seen..would love to suck iT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, Greg’s penis is now more famous, and more recognizable than Lindsay Lohans pussy.
This is just totally disgusting. Horrible. I just can’t say enough about how upset I am about this. It’s so revolting. Of course I’m talking about the quality of the image. I mean, he should have used a much better camera than a cellphone. These pictures deserved to be high-resolution, high-image quality of course . . . . .
And yeah, I know I would rather suck Greg Odens cock then lick Lindsay Lohans pussy any day. That verga does look very nice and suckable.