FACEPLANT DELIVERED ON LOADING DOCK
01.14.10Most retail establishments only accept deliveries between 10 and 2, so these guys made sure to get their tricks in while the gittin’ was good. And this faceplant isn’t exactly spectacular as much as it just sort of sneaks up on everyone. It’s as if he tried to bail on his move too late. You can’t ride that bull halfway, son. You either buck up or buck out. I suppose you could buck sideways, but I’d need the manual to explain how that works.


I blame his trailing leg. That and violent video games.