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I thought we would make it through an entire day without talking about Brett Favre. I was wrong.

Elin Nordegren has been staying at Favre’s 460-acre spread in Hattiesburg, Miss., while Woods undergoes sex addiction therapy at a nearby clinic, Us Weekly reported Tuesday.
The vanquished Viking has not confirmed the Us Weekly report, but the magazine said Nordegren has not gone unnoticed in Hattiesburg.

“She definitely stands out,” a local shopkeeper told the mag. “She was beautiful. She was walking around alone and trying to keep to herself.” –NY Daily News.

So is Brett Favre “borrowing” Tiger’s wife? You don’t want to leave a Swedish supermodel laying around with the gunslinger in town, that’s for sure. Mississippi could use a few more celebrities. And more indoor plumbing, and a higher literacy rate, and maybe some more restaurant menu items not made of pork, but celebrities work, too.