Texas Longhorns quarterback Colt McCoy proposed to his girlfriend Rachel Glandorf in Texas Stadium earlier this week. Deadspin had photos of the how he did it: he took her into the stadium at night and had the scoreboard operator flash a message on the JumboTron. I would have flashed something else. You know, like my wang. McCoy, seriously here, says his injured shoulder should be ready to go for the upcoming NFL scouting combine in Indianapolis. He’s currently considered optimistically a low first-day pick. Rachel could have done so much better.
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She’s doing ‘the shocker” all wrong.
Sadly, just after the start of the wedding, Colt will go down with a shoulder injury, forcing the best man to stand in.
Forget McCoy’s shoulder, how’s Glandorf’s wrist?
UU, it doesn’t speak highly of Colt’s dong if she can only handle one in the pink.
Pale, to hell with her wrist, how is her jaw?
He should have sprinkled diamonds on her pussy, ala Jennifer Love Hewitt. Now THOSE are some engagement pics I wanna see.
What the HELL is wrong with her pinky finger?
Just to be “that guy”, the first day in the draft is just the 1st round now. Good thing I guess, because no one watches after that.
After his National Championship showing, he all but guaranteed he will have all Sunday’s available for his wedding in the months of November and December.