It really is a golden age of media when one can just find random videos of people just being themselves. Especially when those people lack the coordination of a common earthworm. I was expecting a fair amount of magic when this woman made a hard, LeBron James-esque charge through the lane, and I was not disappointed. Some analysts describe certain players as being able to “move well without the ball.” This is not one of those people. From the honorable Weed Against Speed at the Sportress of Blogitude.

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