‘WHO IS LUCKY SEVEN?’
12.08.09Here’s another Wondershot video: this one chronicling the love between an exceptionally tan Tiger Woods and Elin Woods. Notable are the very Caucasian-looking fist pump and the the Jesper Parnevik ref. But let me send a message out here to all my black friends reading this: Just putting on a red Nike shirt does not make you Tiger Woods. Believe it or not, white people don’t really think that all black people look alike. That’s on par with me throwing a football into a lake and screaming, “Hey, I’m Matt Hasselbeck!” – via Ramblings of the Unmotivated.


Actually, that would be a pretty fair impression of Hasselbeck.
Meanwhile, in North Palm Beach, Jack Nicklaus is quaffing more champagne than Mercury Morris after Super Bowl XLII.
Hey… I went to high school with that chick… I wonder how she got out of the trunk of my car…