Most of you don’t know who Jesper Parnevik is, and that’s fine. He’s this guy that likes to wear goofy-assed clothes, but he’s only important here because he’s the guy that introduced Tiger Woods to his wife. Elin Nordegren was Parnevik’s nanny before Parnevik introduced her to Tiger, and he seems to be regretting that decision.

“I’m kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him, and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is.

“I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a three-iron.” –LA Times.

I don’t really fall in neither the Dirty Philandering Bastard camp nor the Everybody Makes Mistakes camp when it comes to Tiger Woods. I’m embarrassed for him that his dirty laundry is being aired out in front of the world. I’m embarrassed for Elin, who could have been doing something else with her life besides raising the children of Cablinasia. And I’m sad for this awesome-looking dog, who just deserved better. What kind of dog is that? I want one.