TIGER BE HUMPIN! Word has now leaked out that a third mistress–Las Vegas PR rep Kalika Moquin–gave Tiger Woods a chance to play on her short grass. I don’t even know what means, but I’m sure TMZ might have something to say about this.

We’re told Kalika Moquin met Tiger in 2006 at Light Nightclub in Las Vegas — and although she hung out with him all night, she had no clue she was out clubbin’ with one of the richest, most recognizable athletes on the planet.

Our sources say one of Kalika’s friends tipped her off to the obvious … and she eventually started hooking up with Tiger. –TMZ.

“Our sources” say that Tiger isn’t really a “professional golfer,” but “we’re told” that he’s actually an “undercover Sherpa.” Whatever. Anything TMZ reports as rumor, we’re obviously going to report as…rumor. Although I wouldn’t call it reporting so much as re-reporting, which should bring a lot of joy to bandana-wearing women that refuse to shave their legs.