STEVE_WILLIAMS_TIGER_WOODSFrom the Land of Bullsh comes a story involving Tiger Woods’ caddy and how he had no idea [hands on cheeks, O face] that Tiger be humpin’! Er, uh, allegedly cheating on his wife. Steve Williams, who has been on Tiger’s back–or should I say “sack?”–since 1999, so obviously he has no idea what’s going on with the guy’s personal life.

“I do not have any personal knowledge of anything in the reports related to the Tiger Woods’ stories. [Wife] Kirsty and I give our heartfelt wishes to Tiger, Elin, Sam and Charlie and hope this gets put to rest soon,” Williams said in a statement released to The New Zealand Herald. –GOLF Magazine.

Remember that it was Woods that attended Williams’ wedding in 2005, so they do have an off-the-course relationship. But Williams, sadly, is not the same “Dr. Death” Steve Williams that terrorized pro wrestling in the 1980s. But even that guy never beat up any photographers, unlike that limey Kiwi douchebag that was fingercuffing waitresses in Orlando with Tiger Woods…allegedly.