WHOOPS
12.10.09
Here’s the latest cover of Golf Digest, and yep, that’s President Obama with Tiger Woods right behind him. Is that an actual photograph? Is it poorly timed and funny as hell? Absolutely. I bet that would have been a fun 18 holes, though. Actually, I was talking about the golf just then.
Img created by Michael Elins for Golf Digest. Couldn’t have made that last name up if I tried.
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Tips 1-10: Always repair your divots…so you don’t leave a trail as to where your “club head” has been “swinging”.
I’m guessing “piitb” is one of those 10 tips.
Inside cover: Tiger pantomiming blow job motion to Michelle
Tip 1: Don’t anger the whites.
Tip 2: Pretend you’re white.
Tip 3: Get really big teeth and smile a lot to be less threatening.*
*Obama has made strides in this regard.
LOAD IT AND LET IT GO!
That is a horrendous photoshop…but then again, no one subscribes to that mag under 85 anyway. They’ll think it’s real.
I didn’t think Muslims played golf.