TIGER WOODS DIVORCE ‘IS 100% ON’
12.17.09
Elin Nordegren, that hot Swedish broad that Tiger Woods allegedly impregnated in wedlock, will be seeking a divorce from the husband father athlete of the decade. Tiger, meanwhile, hasn’t been spotted in public since he crashed his Cadillac late last month. He’s probably just playing Madden, pissing his wife off even further.
A source close to Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, told ABC News.com Wednesday that a “divorce is 100 percent on.”
“It would not appear that Elin Nordegren is going to be standing by her man,” Kate Coyne, senior editor at People Magazine, told “Good Morning America.” “Sources have told us that Elin has told us this marriage is over and she is looking to divorce.” –ABC News.
The lawyers are going to LOVE Elin. You remember those cartoons where those two guys are stuck on a desert island, and the one guy looks at the other guy, and that other guy turns into a giant steak? That’s what the lawyers will see when Elin walks into their offices. But she’s a blonde; she’s probably used to that.
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Well we saw this coming. Elin maybe slow, but she isn’t going to take any crap when she figures things out.
She has no choice. I mean, sure, if it was just one girl, one time, maybe she stays. Heck, if it was just one girl but for months on end, maybe. But, the length of the ho parade that has been brought forth…the Rose Bowl Parade is shorter than this. Saving her dignity is her only choice here.
Remember the year that was A-Rod, it started with women issues then came the admission to steroid abuse which many people said he would never overcome and it ended with him being the hero on a world series champion. For the first time in his career he didn’t concern himself with his image, he was himself like it or not. Admittedly lifting the burden of trying to be a media darling on par with “the captain” made him a more dangerous baseball player than ever.
Its easy to say Tiger will never be the same but I say he will be even better. Obviously his marriage was simply part of his ploy to come off as Captain America. Now we know he is not squeaky clean, he is man and like many of us he made mistakes that will have a profound negative impact on the people closest to him. It seems like A-Rod felt more pressure when he was playing knowing the truth could come out at any minute, wouldn’t it be sensible that Tiger felt the same way. His wife is attempting to keep any pride she still has and file for divorce. Now Tiger can stop worrying about trying to repair his marriage and have a singular focus on his first love, golf. People no longer think he is perfect but who cares, it must be incredibly hard to live up to those expectations anyhow. Let the truth set you free.