Today is an especially dubious day for Tiger Woods. Oh sure, his life didn’t necessarily fall any further into the commode. There were no additional sponsorship dumpings (so far) or any more garden-variety skanks that came forward with tales of Tiger’s derring-do (so far). No, today was the 19th consecutive day that Tiger Woods news made the front cover (not the sports page cover) of the New York Daily News Star Times Post. The last event to make the tabloids front page 19 straight times? The 9/11 attacks. Those were a pretty big deal, obviously, but The Fall of Tiger Woods certainly makes his one of the most dubious stories of all time, not just the decade, whatever the hell we’re calling it. So, uh, put ‘er there? covers via NY Post Archives.
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Tiger Woods: Best golfer in the world, squeaky clean image, richer than Jesus, and he cheated on his wife with a bunch of random whores. That’s all you need to know.
How does that story get stretched out over 3 weeks? Does anyone really care what Whore #4′s life story is?
Who owns the NY Post anyway?
Oh, right.
Who owns the NY Post anyway?
News Corp.
Who owns the NY Post anyway?
Flancrest Enterprises
Who owns the NY Post Anyway?
The movie studio that made Avatar?
Its a good thing we’re not involved in a war. They would have to actually print an article or two on it if we were……