THE TIGER VIDEO YOU WERE WAITING FOR
12.11.09I hadn’t realized it beforehand, but this whole Tiger Woods texting humping transgressing business was really missing a “Cinderella story” monologue-type parody. And this one delivers nicely. But what really blows me away about the video is that bed’s headboard. I mean, that thing is nice. What is that, pine? Just gorgeous. That’s a piece of furniture that I could ram a woman’s head against for a half hour. Per week.
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I’d rather see Tiger doing cannonballs with Carl.
“The thing about this grass is, you can play 36 holes on it, take some home & get stoned to the bejesus off of it.”
That’s a piece of furniture that I could ram a woman’s head against for a half hour. Per week.
After that, you could have sex with her.
That’s a piece of furniture that I could ram a woman’s head against for a half hour. Per week.
If you are looking for comfortable headbanging, take a look at the Draper’s headboard.
I think Josh forgot the link to my Tiger pic…again.
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