SERIOUSLY, CHAD OCHOCINCO?
12.22.09This post was edited after it was first published.
Here’s a rather bizarre photo of NFL Fuhrer Roger Goodell sharing a warm embrace with Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco at Chris Henry’s funeral. It’s been a tough week for Chad, and that’s fine. But whenever I see the guy now, I’m expecting some kind of show.
I wonder why they let cameras into this funeral. Did they do it for you, Chad? Do you have a dance, Chad? Do you have a dance for the funeral? Are you going to spike the casket for us, Chad? Toss it into the Ohio River with the lid open and then kayak past Paul Brown Stadium? Because that’s what it would take to get me interested in your antics again, Chad. Yes, it’s your friend, and you obviously can do whatever you want. And you are.
I’m just annoyed by the way this whole thing has been represented. Before Chris Henry died he was a lost cause that managed to scrape out another chance with his former team. Now he’s a misunderstood family man. And when Chad Ochocinco uses Henry’s jersey as a prop in his Look At Me campaign, Chad’s now “honoring” his friend instead of plainly drawing attention to himself. But that’s not the kind of talk for funerals, I guess. Here are pics of the funeral here, including some open-casket shots that I’ve decided not to run on the site.
Photo from SI/Getty. And this wasn’t much better.

I get the feeling you don’t like Ochocinco.
Whooooooooooooooooooo cares?
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His hatred of Ochocinco is visible from space.
At least he took off the sombrero.
its never not about chad ochomucholibre.
“Apparently nobody really dressed up for this thing. Doesn’t really change anything as far as I’m concerned.”
So, the fact that you wrote an article about how you thought Ochocinco hadn’t obeyed the dress code, making himself the spectacle, is not changed by the fact that he did in fact obey the dress code, therefore not making him stand out.
I hope this is some incredibly meta riff on some article I missed.
I’m saying that Chad is still a clown, but that I can’t point to his wardrobe of the day as an example of that self-aggrandizing behavior.
Dear Josh, you continue to serve us well. love, the nazi party
Post “updated.” I backpedalled. A little.
I have to go make fun of someone also deserving of scorn now: Dwyane Wade.
hell, punte, i thought you were…
(puts on sunglasses)
dead on.
85 needs to get 86′d
I’m just waiting for the mountain of scorn to be piled on Brandon Marshall for being an attention whore, too. No? Nothing? Alright, then.
shit man, that was just fucked up.
are you fucking kidding me you mother fucker!! what a sorry son of a bitch to write such a dick head thing and when chis’s children are older they can look at!!! you my friend need a fucking reality check… do you not know he is in morning? how dear you write something like this… his best friend died… you know what fuck you… you are nothing but a little dick pussy ass mother fucker for writing such a thing on the internet.. chris’s family may read this.. and chad he lost his friend as well as the rest of the players from the team he may remember him as he pleases.. fuck you!! my father was shot and killed and do you know what i look at everything that was written about that day how dare you!!!!!! fuck you and the whole you crawled you scared little ass out of!! get a mother fucking heart and keep you nasty ass comments to you low life self!! get the fucking facts about what your writing about.. go straight to hell, and remember karmas a bitch!! and this will come back to kick you in your nasty ass one day!!!!
RIP SLIM WE LOVE YOU! YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!
CHAD WE ALL LOVE YOU FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER YOUR A GREAT PERSON AND WE ALL KNOW THAT…
You’re an absolute, classless ASS. your last post regarding OchoCinco/Henry situation was one of the most disrespectful, and tasteless acts of “journalism,” I’ve ever seen.
The things you mentioned, in detail were disgusting, and more than offensive. I’m sure I can speak for most of Cincinnati when I say, you my friend are an idiot. And I feel sorry for you when the day comes that karma meets you for your disgusting words.
That is all.
PS- We love Chad, and RIP Chris Henry!
WOW! you a total lack of class jerk! You have no clue about anything on which you write. Does it make you feel good about yourself to talk crap about a deceased man and his mourning teammates? If this is seriously what you get paid to do then your compnay has lots of money to throw away. Chris Henry was turning his life around and Chad Ochocinco is a true friend of his. If you beleive for even a second it was about anything more than that you are a waste of a human life. Hope you can sleep well at night knowing what a total ass you are.