When other media outlets do power rankings, they’re pointless and degrading to everyone involved with them. When we do Power Rankings, they totally kick ass.

1. Tiger be humpin’. One week later, this whole story still blows my mind.

2. A loss of pride, Part II. Hofstra has decided to drop football. Hofstra’s nickname? The Pride. See what I did there?

3. Michelle Beadle. When her brand of spunky fun left for ESPN in May, Beadle left her job as New Jersey Nets sideline reporter. The Nets haven’t won a game since.

4. The 2010 World Cup’s Group G. Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Coast, Portugal. Hot women. Nuclear warheads. Email scams. And a country that was invaded by the French. That’s a Group of Death if ever there was one.

5. Chaos. If Texas loses to Nebraska tomorrow in the Big XII title game tomorrow, expect some.

6. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Wait a second…women in underwear…with wings…and they didn’t make the top five? Yep. One reason…wrong kind of wings.

7. Bacon. Should be ranked ahead of life and death, actually.

8. Pacquiao-Mayweather. The fight looks like it’s almost a done deal. I just circled March 13th on my calendar.

9. Great moments in corrections. This, via @jamiemottram.

10. Your mom. Stay tuned for Weekend Picks.