Originally I thought all of these Hey-I’m-a-black-guy-in-a-red-shirt-pretending-to-be-Tiger spoof videos were totally pointless. I was wrong. Here’s one such parody, executed delightfully by Donald Glover, where “Tiger” explain how he likes to get down.

No high class here. I f ck chili waitresses. Sometimes I just go to Big Lots, pick up the biggest girl I can find, get her to call a dog the N-word ’til I come. I want a tiny midget girl. I’m gonna glue horns to her head. She’s gonna ram me like a bull. –Written by Theodore Bressman

Trust me, it’s all uphill from there. This skit bears a bit of a resemblance to one of Gilbert Gottfried’s “Aristocrats” renditions, but it’s genuinely funny without posing a risk to your hearing. Thanks, Vince.

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