The awesomely-named Shane Bacon sent me this clip of a live Shreveport-area news feed with KSLA-TV reporter Nick Guillory, who is perhaps a citizen of Cablinasia himself. Guillory has a fun time rounding up a woman, known only as “Miss E” and finally getting her opinion on Tiger Woods. She says the “media has already exposed him” and that “some people are just slicker than others.” And then she quotes a Bible verse with which I’m not familiar. Because I have the Bible memorized, obviously. More golf at Dogs That Chase Cars.

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