Obviously the video just below these words has been everywhere by now. It’s the Tiger Woods story as reported by a Chinese (I presume) news network Tawainese website, complete with awesome CG re-enactment that would put all those nerds playing with the Half-Life engine to shame. It just goes to show how much more innovative and awesome everything in Asia is. I credit communism.
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Fuck you, George Lucas.
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with it being everywhere by now, i assume you would know it was Taiwan and not China.
Well, no matter where it’s from in Asia, I would expect bigger, bouncier boobs on Elin. Oh, and a couple slithery arms of tentacles pentrating most of her orifaces wouldn’t hurt either.
In Communist China, golf club hits you.