11.02.09 SPECIAL TEAMER NOT REALLY SPECIAL
From yesterday’s Rams-Lions game, which included a bizarre safety and relatively unimpressive offensive play–it’s Lions designated asskicker Zach Follet finding Rams return specialist Danny Amendola and stabbing him to death with his own car keys, in a manner of speaking. Amendola did not return to the game. Also not returning to this game: everyone that watched it, because it was pretty lame. The Rams won, which is like winning the Special Olympics in swimming. Sure, you’re not quite the best of the worst, but at least you didn’t drown in the pool. –Second-String Fullback.
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SPECIAL TEAMER NOT REALLY SPECIAL
This would be a shoe-in winner of the late Jacked Up segment.
/please don’t bring it back
The radio call makes the hit seem that much more devastating…I just hope Follet makes a plywood cut out of Amendola on his back.
I thought for sure the Rams wouldn’t win a game this year and make last year’s Lions look respectable in the process. I guess this brings that to an end. Congrats on taking back your crown of suck, Lions. Long live the king.
Danny Amendola is actually dead…those movements after the hit were just involuntary muscle spasms.
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