11.06.09 WOMEN HATE TOM CABLE’S SLAPPY WAYS
Raiders coach Tom Cable is now coming under fire from the National Organization for Women (NOW), and if you’re not familiar with them, they’re just like PETA, except for chicks. NOW president Terry O’Neill said something about children being our future or some crap. But seriously, it’s a crying shame that the only people the Raiders can seem to beat are women.
“This is the National Football League. Boys and girls around the country, as well as many women, look to the leaders of the NFL as our role models,” O’Neill said in a phone interview. “Why would the NFL tolerate having a man who admits to having battered his wife.” –Y!Sports
Uh, probably because it was 20 years ago, you crazy NOW people. You need to focus on what’s happening now, NOW. Don’t worry about then. You missed it. When? Just now. You’re at now, NOW. You can’t go back to then. You missed it, NOW. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon!
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WOMEN HATE TOM CABLE’S SLAPPY WAYS
…the National Organization for Women (NOW), and if you’re not familiar with them, they’re just like PETA, except for chicks.
Just like PETA takes the fun out of kicking my dog, NOW takes the fun out of kicking my other dog.
Make me a sandwich, NOW!
Did you just say “meow?”
“Why would the NFL tolerate having a man who admits to having battered his wife.”
Because if we let woman run the league, we’d end up with is.
http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20090927/125247.jpg
So he slapped a bitch, like decades ago…
Rule of thumb and shit. Bitch should have slapped him back.
NFL to NOW:
We ain’t found shit!
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
An Biggie, those are god awful…if this girl ran the NFL more uniforms would look like THIS
http://tinyurl.com/y8byb6e
I don’t understand why any woman that didn’t own a cattle prod would choose to be with such a massive dude.
NO’MAAM > NOW
+1 Enrico
Fuck Rick Moranis. He made enough money from the Honey I Shrunk the Various Things that he just quit acting. And he was very entertaining. In a dance like a monkey kind of way.
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