Today: Ohio State over MICHIGAN. Homer/rational human pick.

UConn over Notre Dame. Charlie Weis may not be much of a college coach, but he’d make a terrific main course for Thanksgiving.

CLEMSON over Virginia. The Tiger Faithful went all-in with Dabo. If they take care of business today, they’ll finish in the money.

Tomorrow: Jimmie Johnson over Driving Fast, Turning Left. Leave it to the guy from California to kick NASCAR’s ass for four straight years.

Eagles over BEARS. Jay Cutler is still better than Donovan McNabb.