11.23.09 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE PEACOCK

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It has naked pictures of your mom, but then again, so does everyone else she friended on Facebook.

• NASCAR’s Jimmie Johnson just locked up his fourth straight Cup championship. It’s almost too bad that he won’t get more run here than this…unless he gets a DUI or nails a 14-year-old girl. We’re not holding our breath.
  From The Marbles.
• LSU football coach Les Miles tells his quarterback to spike the ball, and then wonders out loud who told his quarterback to spike the ball. That only works in Washington, Les.
  Deadspin.
• Chad Ochocinco has his own line of prophylactics out this year. Chad didn’t need his own condoms last year, because that son of a bitch couldn’t catch anything.
  Outside The Boxscore.
• Could lawmakers on Capitol Hill be taking their cues from…baseball superagent Scott Boras?
  Red State Blue State.
• Is Kevin Durant really all that and a bag of chips?
  Agent Dagger.
• A late-but-still-solid parody of yesterday’s Jets-Bills matchup with Rex Ryan as Jabba the Hut. Anything involving Star Wars gets a link…eventually.
  Global Sports Fraternity.
• Victoria’s Secret had a fashion show, probably because the holidays are right around the corner. Hopefully those ladies find some coats or something before they head out.
  Guyism.

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