RELAX PEOPLE, IT’S JUST A BAT
11.02.09With all the noise that vampires and the Twilight movies out, it was only a matter of time before bats started going to NBA games. It’s been all over ESPN today so I guess we had to post it here as well. And leave it to one of the dirtiest players in the NBA to knock that rat with wings out of mid-air. But to be fair, that is an impressive left-handed swat from the Spurs’ Manu Ginobili. But they swat things in Argentina all the time–mosquitoes, girlfriends, the value of their own currency. But mostly girlfriends.

Mike Vick wants to know where the fuck PETA is now?
I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
FUCK, GINOBLI PROBABLY JUST THOUGHT THE HOT DOG VENDOR FINALLY GOT SOME ETHNIC FOOD! “TWO OF THESE WITH SWEET PICKLE RELISH TO GO, AMERICAN PIG!”
Where the hell is Eddie at? He usually eats these damn things.
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