11.06.09 POWER RANKINGS: MOW YOUR LAWN?

Power Rankings are pointless and stupid. Except when we do them. Then, they kick ass.

1. Amanda Harrington. She, apparently, is with leather. Or at least something shiny.

2. Jim Nantz’ ex-wife. Imagine a bitch so insufferable that you’d pay almost a million dollars a year to get away from her. Unreal.

3. Passive-agressive signage. At least this sign won’t ask why you came home so late last night.

4. Asian bikini golf. She never does chip it in, which leaves you plenty of time for your putts.

5. Lakers benchwarmer Sasha Vujacic. Well done, sir. Well done.

6. Andy Reid Photoshops. Great work from the KSK readership here and here.

7. Anne V. We didn’t really get to the New York City marathon this week. But honestly, you didn’t seem too bent out of shape about it…

8. Absinthe. Or “absinth.” Any way you spell it, it’s pants-droppingly badass.

9. Bacon. So good that it’s married to Gwen Stefani.

10. Mark McGwire. He’s doing a lot better than this guy. Hey, I thought Michael Jackson was dead!