11.11.09 JARED ALLEN’S MULLET IS A LEGACY

Here’s Vikings defensive lineman Jared Allen discussing the virtues of his mullet in one of those NFL Players videos, and I honestly can’t tell if dude is working a tongue-in-cheek angle or he’s dead serious.

We have have chest hair, even if it is shaped like a heart, which is pretty tight. But that’s the lifestyle of the mullet. I approach you from the front, you’re like, “Wow, this dude’s pretty serious.” Then I walk away; you’re like, “Damn, he likes to party…with two Rs!”

It’s mighty, and the fact that they made the video in a barber shop, where he had lines shaved into only one side of his head is pretty amazing. He’s like the white Chad Johnson, except actually good. Video’s after the jump.

via @TheCooleyZone

BY: PUNTE | TAGS: JARED ALLEN, MINNESOTA VIKINGS, MULLETS, NFL, PARTY...WITH 2 R'S

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There are 5 comments about:
JARED ALLEN’S MULLET IS A LEGACY

November 11th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Mrs.Parker says:

No shit, he likes to party?

I didn’t think the two DUI convictions were a dead giveaway.

And sweaty no shirt JA…yes please.

November 11th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Ahhhh, yes, cat scratches were a staple of Enrico’s youth.

November 11th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

BruceBowenChinMusic says:

Are you saying that Chad Johnson isn’t good? Do you even follow football?

November 11th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Pauly says:

I worked the tongue-in-cheek angle all through my prison sentence.

November 11th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

JOSH says:

Chad Johnson was fucking abysmal last year. He’s not bad, but he’s not the game-changer that Jared Allen is.

I won’t understate it next time.

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